Cookie flight plan
Privacy (we collect nothing)
No trackers. No crumbs. Cookies are decorative and encouraged to leave.
Honest version: we collect nothing. No analytics. No ads. No “experience personalization.” No sneaky pixels. Your browser can visit mar.dog and leave with its secrets intact.
Cookies? Useless here. Ours are the edible kind (emoji edition) and they are free to flutter off-screen whenever you say so. Click Accept nothing below — or in the footer — and watch them fly away.
If you email us, we only read the email. We do not sell lists, build profiles, or whisper your dog’s name to a data broker.
Sibling policy energy: same satire spirit as mar.farm, beachier climate, still zero tracking.